Update: Chris Brown vs. Frank Ocean

 

Poor Chris Brown. The world seems to be against him, but that poor baby needs to learn how to deal with stress without mentally pulling an Incredible Hulk. Drake teased him about possibly having fucked the living shit out of Rihanna. Bottles are thrown. Good Morning America's windows are dirty. Chairs are thrown. Rihanna goes over the speed limit. Heads are thrown up against steering wheels. Now Frank Ocean & co are allegedly threatening to press charges over what (in my mind) was a sex-heavy relationship that failed because Chris doesn't want to come out of the closet.

If you didn't watch the drama unfold yesterday, let's get you caught up...

Reports are a little hazy, but according to TMZ:

Frank Ocean shows up to the recording studio just as Chris Brown is leaving. Chris, trying to be the bigger man and extends his hand to Frank to show that there's no issue. Very gentleman like, except her forgot Frank Ocean is ratchet as hell and a member of OFWGKTA. Ocean denies the gesture and is subsequently bopped in the face... because logically that's something you do when you're on probation. Just strike everyone that makes you unhappy. 

Conflicting footage of the event doesn't show Chris Brown or Frank Ocean involved in the brawl at all... 

That's way to much #ratchet for me to handle. 

Anywho, TMZ later reported the Frank was looking to press charges and Chris was looking to talk to the cops. No update since, except Chris Brown basically comparing himself to Jesus on Instagram.

Honestly, this all just makes me miss celebrity death match.

I sympathize with Chris because everyone is already against him for the Rihanna incident years ago, but he obviously has some inner-issues that go far beyond anything I could image happening in Britney Spears' brain. At this point I wouldn't go to his concert out of fear that he'd pull out a gun and fire it in the direction of anyone not standing.

Who do you think would win in a fight? ...

or, if you're an anti-violence pussy, should Chris Brown go to jail if he did fight Frank Ocean?

Update: Chris Brown caught sporting a cast.... 

Two new rumors on what sparked the fight! 

Rumor #1:  Frank called Rihanna a ho. Chris felt some kind of way about it and defended his lady.

I personally think that's bullshit and the second rumor is more logical in regards to who we're talking about.

Rumor #2: After refusing to shake hands and squash any problems, Chris Brown called Frank Ocean a "faggot" to which Frank responded, "You fuck dudes! What does that make you?" 

Oop! Did Frank just spill the tea?

Let's be honest. We all know Chris and Frank are fighting over me.