Pop Stars Qualified & Not Qualified For President

Today is Election Day in the United States, and I thought it would be fun to see what pop stars are and are not qualified to be elected President.

NOT QUALIFIED

Britney Spears

Britney's speeches lack passion and conviction, not to mention eye contact. Would she even make it through her speech accepting the Presidential nomination?

Beyoncé

Beyoncé never made it through high school, dropping out at age 14. Though she has recently inquired about obtaining a GED, how can she help eliminate America's $16 trillion debt if she admitted she "[doesn't] know much about algebra"? #Pass

Lady GaGa

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta may be able to give a helluva speech, and her record on social issues (like gay marriage) is commendable, but home girl has such a poor international reputation in countries key to America's foreign interests. 

QUALIFIED

Rihanna

As Commander-in-Chief, Rihanna knows how to command and lead the armed forces - more specifically the Navy, who seem willing to do anything for her (except buy her album opening week).

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift dated Conor Kennedy, great-nephew to former President John F. Kennedy. The Kennedy family is the closest thing to American political royalty you can get. Marrying into politics suddenly makes you a qualified politician, just ask Hilary Clinton.

Chris Brown

Like 40th President Ronald Regan, who was an actor before becoming President, before him...

....Chris Brown isn't afraid to slap around women here and there to get what he wants. Chris Brown's massive list of collaborations with different artists show that he's "not afraid to reach across the aisle" and work with opposing parties for the greater good in Congress. 

Kanye West

Kanye is a fierce debater, and loves to push his agenda no matter how un-popular or poorly-received it may be....

While most politicians talk but don't do, Kanye most certainly backs up his word. Kanye would give America the wake up call it needs with his brute-force honesty and aggressive tactics. Kanye is also un-afraid to call out his fellow politicians when need be - no matter how inflammatory is remarks may be.