Britney's Writing A Book, Y'all

Now that Sam Lutfi is out the way, our very own Princess of Pop, Actress, X-Factor Judge, Singer, Songwriter, Dancer, Philanthropist, Director, Producer, Fashion Designer, Entertainer, Pianist, Comedian, Host, Humanitarian, Grammy-award winning, VMA Vanguard receipt, Britney Spears, is ready to open up and venture into new territory- writing books!!

The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that there are legitimate talks between Britney's camp and publisher It Books for Britney to pen a new book that would "incorporate fictionalized versions of her own experiences, much like Lauren Conrad’s 2009 New York Times bestseller L.A. Candy, which was about a girl who moves to Los Angeles and becomes the star of a reality show."

My body's ready. This is just the literary foreplay I need from Britney before she slams us with that meaty first-person autobiography when she's in her 50s.