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Top 20 Sexiest Eras In Music Since 2000




Tuesday, July 24, 2012
20. Mariah Carey - The Emancipation of Mimi



There's nothing sexier than a Diva, and this era ushered Mariah into legendary grand Diva status. Take a look at the videos for "We Belong Together" and "Shake It Off." Mimi returned with her big voice, big boobs, and signature over the top grandeur to make this one of her sexiest eras ever. 

19. Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed



Oh, Miley. With her large wings, teased hair, and faux-lesbian dance romps, she made the pop gods proud with her sudden crossover into sex-symbol status. While we didn't get to see a whole lot from this era, take it as a precursor. I'm sure we'll see a lot more from sexy Miley as years go on.

18. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded 



Nicki was always "sexy" during her mixtape phase, covering King and XXL, but her sexy really took off starting with "Superbass."

Roman Reloaded brought us Nicki Minaj, the sexy pop star, which is a whole different kind of sexy. We found her with less and less clothing, more flattering hairstyles and dancing a bit more.

No matter how awesomely bad the Heidi Montag tribute we call "Starships" was, we can't deny that Onika was a bombshell in the video. Oh, and "Beez in Da Trap" ... Dear Lord.


17. Destiny's Child - Destiny Fulfilled and Lovin' It


It was almost awkward to see these ladies come out of their shells and show their sexy sides. Everything up until this point had been subtle, but for some reason, during their final era, they let is all hang out.

They were beautiful and proud of their bodies, and they made this era a very well handled showcase of what being a sexy woman was all about.

16. Lil Kim - Notorious K.I.M.


Before all of the ridiculous face surgeries, Lil Kim was actually quite the sex symbol! She modeled for a handful of large designer labels, including Versace.

She always called herself a "black barbie," and she really was one... now she's just plastic.

15. Madonna - Confessions on a Dancefloor






Madonna has had many sexy eras, but what helps Confessions stand out from Hard Candy or Erotica is that she didn't overdo it! She got her sexy on in an age-appropriate manner that didn't make everyone watch her feel uncomfortable... or really young.


Her flexibility was a little weird, though.

14. Gwen Stefani - Love. Angel. Music. Baby.






Gwen Stefani is a vampire. If you don't believe my, look at a picture of her from the nineties and compare it to her in the "Settle Down" video. The bitch doesn't age!


Gwen Stefani was a total fantasy video game character during this era, and she was sexy in a very class, yet animated way. Even her tomboyish "Hollaback Girl" look was sexier than anything than anyone you have ever met has ever been.

13. Usher - Confessions




Remember that year that Usher finally bought a shirt? One that wasn't unbuttoned? Yeah, this was that year... and for some reason, he was extremely sexy from that point on.

Maybe it was the way he matured, maybe he had a little more swag. I don't remember, I'm too busy staring at his nipple to remember.

12. Lady Gaga - The Fame


Is still hot when she wants to be, but back before she stopped eating meat and wearing it, she couldn't help but ooze sex appeal. She still has her nice body, but a lot of her costumes take away from her natural sex appeal.

Who wants to have sexy with a monster? Don't answer that.

11. J Lo - J LO

Jennifer Lopez has never really not been sexy, but I would definitely say this was her peak!

This was back when J.Lo still had a little hood in her and was hanging out with Diddy and Ja Rule... Remember Ja Rule? Hopefully not.

Of course now she's topping Most Beautiful lists, so I could have really put any era up for her.

10. Pussycat Dolls - PCD



It's so hard to believe that they mattered at one point. For quite a while, too! Oh, the fads American Music goes through. Much like Danity Kane, they smashed REALLY HARD for like a day and then all of a sudden they were gone and no one cared.

With Nicole Scheisniiewubfwer on the lead mic, these girls we just a bunch of prowling sex kittens. They did things most strippers could only dream of doing.

9. Kylie Minogue - Fever



Kylie Minogue very well be an android. She's too perfect.

Pretty much read what I wrote about Madonna and multiply it 50 times.


8. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream


Katy Perry reinvented the "girl next door" for the new oversexed generation.
Simply put, she's a stunning creature that looked amazing even as an extraterrestrial!

She wasn't just controversially sexy because she was lick-locking with cherry chapstick wearing bimbos, she was a walking barbie doll. I don't know if she lost her clothes on her way to her album photoshoot, but I'm glad they were missing. 

Katy Perry is a pinup girl living in the wrong era.


7. Beyoncé - I Am... Sasha Fierce


This was hard because ever era for Beyoncé has been sexy for one reason or another, but who wants a list full of Beyoncé? (Though she did technically make it twice!) 

I chose this era because it had the most growth and creativity. Plus she helped bring back leotards and unitards, and even got Justin Timberlake in one. 


6. Shakira - She Wolf


Let's get one thing straight, Shakira honestly became and stayed one of the sexiest women during her  Laundry Service era. Shakira has a different kind of sex appeal that's humble and relatable. What really pushes her over the edge is the way she moves her body. Let's not get into how she snatched Beyoncé bald in the "Beautiful Liar" video.

The "She Wolf" era was different because it was a more mainstream sexy for Shakira. Almost like her alter-ego, though she didn't have to use made-up personas to slut it up. She just got on stage and popped her pussy like we never knew she could.



5. Christina Aguilera - Stripped



For this era, Christina walked the very thin line between sexy and slutty, often falling off to the slutty side. The "Dirrty" video was basically porn with no nudity. It was so interesting because Christina's image was a lot more clean than Britney's in the beginning, but with this she made a 180, turning up her sultry-meter to maximum levels.



...but even when Christina wasn't rocking costume porn duds, she would astoundingly sexy. In her "Fighter" video, she was sexier than ever, sporting her newly blackened hairstyle that is still my favorite look for her.

4. Justin Timberlake - FutureSex/LoveSounds


Justin is the only person on the list who managed to make the list and keep all of his clothes on. There was something else sexy about him during this era, aside from the banging body that we all knew he had under his suits.


Justin came back from his Justified era with a whole new sexy swagger that was irresistible.

3. Janet Jackson - All For You



Dear Janet Jackson,

Please make music again... but more importantly, please come back and show this new wave of pop bitches  what the hell choreography is!

Sincerely,
A bored Martian


At thirty-something, Janet had a better body than most women 16-25. Abs better than most guys I know.

Also, very few pop starlets can even come close to Janet's performance level, including Mya, pre-KFed Britney, and Ciara... if she could get her shit together.

My favorite thing that happened in this era is the "Son of a Gun" video, where she strutted through a mansion like Tyra Banks wishes she could.



2. Rihanna - Rated R



Rihanna is just sexy. She could be taking a dump on the side of the road, and two weeks later we'd see Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton doing it.


The whole Good Girl Gone Bad era was cute, but she really didn't go bad. She just finally put out an album that didn't become a bore after the first 3 songs and took off half her clothes, which is like the norm in pop music. Rated R is really when Rihanna became a sex symbol and she did it right. She was bold in every aspect, from her wild and sometimes ridiculous hair choices, to her videos which made a lot of gay men and straight women question their sexuality.

1. Britney Spears - In The Zone


...and just now a shit ton of non-Britney fans grunt in disappointment. I beg of you to all put your stanning differences aside and face the music auto-tune. Britney from late-2002 - 2004 is one of the baddest bitches of all time and you will simply have to deal with it.


Where do we begin... The lip-lock with Madonna? How about the two grinding up on each other in the "Me Against the Music" video? Maybe it was the sexy super-spy personas in her "Toxic" video or the nothing-on-but-diamonds outfit. It could have been her sudden obsession with painted on leather outfits. Her all-out dance routines that had her dropping down into the splits, putting her leg over her head and swinging her foot-long golden extensions hard enough to lift her into the stratosphere? Perhaps drowning in a bath tub did it for some of you. It's hard to pinpoint one sexy thing from this era because every time she brushes her teeth in the morning, someone had to change their underwear.



Of course, I want your thoughts to fill up the comment section! Go!

17 comments:

  1. Wow britney first, im surprise

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    1. What would have you put?

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    2. well im a lady gaga fan, but i don't care about the fight with the fans. it's mediocre if i said gaga first, she doesn't focus on the 'sexy' thing. I think Rihanna it's +1000 hotter than britney the only change i'll do it's

      1)Rihanna
      2)Beyonce
      3)Britney

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  2. In the zone was her best and hottest era so it totally deserves the #1 spot in my opinion.

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  3. LAWD. You Britney stans...

    Janet's "All For You" and Usher's "Confessions" were the SEXIEST eras hands down.

    All these polls are based on the moderator's opinion anyway. So it's no shade. But Britney isn't even in the top 5.

    3. Lil Kim - Notorious K.I.M.
    4. Xtina - Stripped
    5. J. Lo

    Lil Kim OWNED that VIBE cover and the pic inside that ur using up above. The Notorious K.I.M. cover alone shits on Britney's whole era. Isn't the pic of Kim posing with that Twizzler in her mouth wearing a 'Got Dick' shirt on from that era too?

    I demand a second look at this countdown.

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  4. My only problem here is that these are all the "pop queens" (and kings) we all know about. If there would be any less predictable singers on this list, it would make it a hell of a lot more interesting. Can we not forget Cheryl Cole? She's sexy as fuck. Or even Girls Aloud. Enrique Iglesias oozes sex-appeal. Seen the cover of The Dutchess by Fergie ? Did Nelly Furtado's "ManEater* era completely leave your memory!? I even thing Chris Brown should be on this list.

    Aside from my few suggestions, I agree with your list, apart from the fact that Britney is #1, which was slightly biased considering you're a Britney stan. But I agree with the list solely because it's predictable and safe. It was obvious Beyonce, Rihanna or Shakira would appear, even Gaga.

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    1. Cheryl, Nelly and Xhris were all considered and on the original list, but a part of being sexy is being memorable... and a lot of these eras were hugely popular because of the sexual evolutions that came with them.

      Im sure there were tons i.could have includes, but these were all stand out eras

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  5. The writers at MartianLeaks are Britney stans. The bias and microscopic focus on her career on this blog is apparent, and thus it does NOT surprise me at all that she's made her way to the #1 spot here. What surprises me is how many other albums/era have been overlooked.

    Really, "Rated R" was #2 over Nelly Furtado's "Loose" era (which was recently a feature here recently)? Rihanna put on her best Gothic Barbie look and stuck with it, but there was NOTHING sexy about the era until the "Rude Boy" video though.

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  6. No Nelly Furtado Loose era and Fergie The Dutchess era?

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  7. THIS. IS. SEXY.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLolag3YSYU

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  8. I already knew that Britney would be on top. Of course! Deal with it! However I thought that would be the "Britney era" mostly because of "I'm a slave 4 u", but this really is the indicated.

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  9. Very interesting read, love your posts guys!

    I completely agree with the comments about Nelly and Fergie, mostly Nelly. I still remember the feeling of shock when I first saw and heard Nelly's music and look from the Loose era. What a 180 she pulled from her previous one! It was a completely different side to her musically and visually, and because of it everyone knows her now.

    As for Fergie, she's another one that is stunningly sexy, especially for her age. Her Maxim shoot was amazing and the Dutchess era was a great ride.

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  10. I don't understand how Fergie is sexy. She looks cartoon drawing of an ugly chick

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  11. Good to see you have put PCD up there!!! i love most of the list, but you should have put Fergie and The Dutches and also Britney first? i could have seen her in top10 but not no1.... Rihanna,Bey or PCD are far hotter than BRit

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  12. My only problem with this is the Britney thing. Obviously Britney is sexy as a motherfucker, but the biased that comes from this is way too much. I could have told you from the beginning that Britney was gonna be at number 1 and I feel like its not so much because she deserves it, its because the blog stans so hard for her its impossible to put her in any other spot. She is an amazing pop star, icon, etc etc. Not denying that. Its just getting old seeing her at the top of every list here. Obviously its your blog and whatnot, but there were some choices that were (obviously from reading the comments above) overlooked. Aside from those already mentioned above, I'm really confused how Madonna's MDNA era escaped this list..she oozed sex appeal and this blog even posted the album pics talking about how sexy she was. And Rated R? WHAT!? I feel like Rihanna's LOUD or even Talk That Talk were sexier...at least she looked less like she was dressing up to go trick or treating as one of those sluts from down the street...I also don't see how Janet Jackson fits in here at all...her face just ruins everyy picutre...Its like the spot you don't wanna look at but are forced to. Obviously you guys will stay biased, but I feel like you needa stop making lists just to satisfy your obsession to put Britney at the top of everything.

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    1. ALL OF THIS. The bias is obvious and is rooted from whatever distortion comes with being a stan.
      LOUD + Talk that Talk have been WAY sexier than Rated R.

      As for Janet, the writer failed to really describe what was so sexy about that era. Nothing engaging about the writing.

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