Britney: "Fuck A 5th Single I'm Getting Married, Y'all!"

Brit Brit seems to be in good spirits lately! Shes' catching up with fans on Twitter (as they have taken over the trending topic list for the past few days) and has news outlets pouring out rumors about her conservatorship. The news: Britney may be freed from her father's and lawyer's reign over her bank account and overall life-decisions. So far we've seen this report from Radar Online and OK Magazine, so we're hoping it's true. 

With that comes more rumors, Britney's engagement could be a very short one and she could be hitched as soon as Valentine's Day. Yes, we know Britney's a sucker for saying "I do," but I was sort of hoping for more. Am I the only person who wants Britney to have a HUGE wedding with all of her celebrity peers in the aisles to make an appearance on an E!/MTV Special "The Bride Fatale," or something?

For all we know, we could wake up tomorrow to a tweet from Britney saying she's already hitched.

The downside of this, and I am severely pissed, is that we won't be seeing another single from Femme Fatale. According to Britney-Spears.net, Sony confirmed, exclusively to them, that there will be no more promotion for Femme Fatale since the tour is over. Fret not! Brit will be back in the studio starting in December. That's plenty of time to pop out a playmate for Blue Ivy, right? 

I've never heard of B-S.net and I doubt Sony would make a statement to them rather than a much larger site like HeyBritney or BreatheHeavy... but whatever. Rumors are rumors.