If you missed the X-Factor last night, then you missed the introduction to the future Queen of Pop and the unveiling of America's Sweetheart, Kaci Newton.
She is obviously the greatest singer of all time, likening herself to one of American Idol's top talents, Carrie Underwood, and the merciless chart slayer of 2011, Adele. Newton also noted that she wanted to be the next Celine Dion or Michael Jackson. After her audition, it was immediately clear that she was easily more talented than both of them combined.
She started her performance of with an incredible tribute to Radio Queen, Katy Perry. In a bitter awe and jealous rage, Simon halted the incredibly talented southern belle to throw some over-the-top harsh critique. Kaci, being the flawless white Beyoncé that she is, immediately went into a heart-wrenching cover of Duffy's "Mercy." It was the great acapella performance of all time.
See for yourself below.
In an odd twist of fate, Kaci did not make it through. The judges obviously felt as if her vocal talent was far too impressive for this simple television show and pretended to hate her. It was very clear that it was staged and we can all expect to see Kaci Newton on top of the Billboard Hot 100 very soon.
I love you, Kaci Newton! You audition completely changed my entire purpose in life!
Love,
Mister Martian
BAHAHAHAA!!!!! Your tweets were hilarious yesterday
ReplyDeleteWow, your sarcasm isnt funny..
ReplyDeleteahhhhhh American.......I think you fund its spelt Humour
DeleteHa! OF COURSE it's funny! Who doesn't want to see some pretentious, spoiled, rich bitch fail miserably on national television after trashing someone else for the entirety of the show?! Kacii, quit commenting on posts about you. Your true colors have already shown themselves "sweetheart".
DeleteThis x factor show trying to create a mexican soap opera...
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteAre you for real? Did you really like her?
ReplyDeletei don't understand if you are trying to be funny or serious coz this was real shit, simon cowel probs has to be the funniest person there :P i believe i can class this as a standard american trying to do sarcasm, which should only really be left to people who are funny at sarcasm, the british :D
ReplyDeleteYour are so funny lmaooo
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