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Monday, November 5, 2012


The life of a billionaire. Must be nice to be able to pay out any celeb you want to perform at your birthday... and that's exactly what happened over the weekend.

Check out this article about the wild weekend bash that included Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Chris Brown, LMFAO and a special "Happy Birthday" solo from Britney Spears, who reportedly took home a six-figure check for her short performance.

While you were sleeping, one Chinese billionaire was having the party of the year.

Saturday night (Nov 3) in a massive rented tent at the foot of the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas, a star-studded bash rivaling even the best Academy Awards parties, was secretly being held behind throngs of presidential-style security, four checkpoints deep.

The ultra private event was a birthday party for a Chinese billionaire simply referred to as “Jay Lo.”


A source inside the party told CBS Local “security was matched only by what you would imagine from the Secret Service. Guests and celebrities understood photos were totally off-limits.”

The party had a unique dress code as well. “Everyone, including celebrities and talent, were required required to wear either a tuxedos or a red dress.”

For inside the 300 person VIP-only shindig was a cavalcade of celebrities including Robert De Niro, Tobey Maguire, Jamie Foxx, Benicio Del Toro, Zack Galifianakis, Britney Spears, Pharrel Williams, Busta Rhymes, Leonardo DiCaprio, Olympic medalist Michael Phelps, Korean pop-sensation Psy, Ludacris, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and more.

Not your normal drink service, complimentary cocktails included entire bottles of Crystal, slid across a 24-foot bar carved from solid ice.

Straight out of The Wizard Of Oz, more than 20 umpa loompas frolicked throughout the party while scantily clad Circue Du Solei-style aerial acrobats performed overhead.

“At one point, DiCarprio was rapping on stage with Q-Tip and Busta Rhymes.”

When it came time to sing happy birthday, one Miss Britney Spears stepped up to the do the honors, after which, a friend reportedly presented the birthday boy with a rather unique 4-wheeled gift; a Bugatti Veyron, a 1000+ horsepower, $2.5M supercar.

My Super Sweet 16 who? 

If you had this big of a birthday bash, who would be on your guest list? You should already know that mine would simply be Britney, Beyonce, Shakira and Carrie Underwood singing a song about me, to me.

8 comments:

  1. "The ultra private event was a birthday party for a Chinese billionaire simply referred to as 'Jay Lo.'"

    Crying.

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  2. So Britney sang the words "Happy birthday dear Jay Lo..." Hope somebody recorded it, we could send it to JLO on her bday.

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  3. I have read reports of this bash all weekend, but we don't have any paparazzi evidence from around Vegas? Not even of Kim K? It's bizarre to me.

    ... I would want Britney, Beyonce, & Geri Halliwell at my bash!

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  4. If I were rich, I don't even think I would pay for a celebrity to come to my party. It's like paying to have friends. They know, you know, and your guests know that they don't naturally like you.

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  5. if i were a billionaire i'd invite every a-lister, ingenue and mega-movie star to my bday bash...all as a ruse to kidnap matt bomer then hide us away on one of my private islands until he loved me back.

    yep, i went kinda dark thurr...

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  6. U guys should make a post about Ida Corr - Give It To Me its mah SHHHIT!

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